Any story worth reading has to have a solid beginning. And I don’t mean something like “Once upon a time…” or “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…”. Technically, yes, that’s a beginning, but not what I mean in this case. I’m speaking more of character development! Why does the hero become a hero? Where does he come from? What makes him act the way he does?

Well, this weblog is a story of sorts, and as such, I think it deserves a proper beginning. So journey with me and we shall explore the history of the nekkid cow!

My first stint in public nudity began in Zul Gurub. See, there’s these spiders there that get you drunk, so I came up with the brilliant idea of getting my character drunk before we were anywhere near the spiders so that it wouldn’t be such a big deal. Since my character was drunk… well, it only made sense to heal with no pants on. You know, RP server and all that. *grin*

Sadly, this was shortly before the release of the Burning Crusade, which completely obliterated our raiding for 3-4 months.

But no worries! Levels 61 through 70 fly by fairly quickly, and before you know it we’re all lined up outside of Karazhan, ready to go, and not long after that, Gruul’s Lair. As anyone can tell you, putting together a raid can be slightly time-consuming, so we’re usually all just hanging around outside the portal dancing.

Then one of my fellow raiders took off her clothes, and of course I had to follow suit. Let the naked dancing begin! This soon became a pretty regular pre-raid activity, with my Tauren leading the way - see, he’s bright white, and really easy to spot when the clothes come off. *grin* Eventually, as our characters chewed through the Outlands quest chains, we came upon a marvelous item - the X-52 Rocket Helm. Our dancing routine was immediately updated to include the helm, as well as running to and fro yelling “Supercow!” at anyone we came across.

Because I never know when to quit, I started a guild called - wait for it - Supercow! That would have been the name of this site, but sadly it’s taken…. by a dairy.

Anyway, that’s pretty much the story behind the nudity. Now I do anything I can nude - farming herbs, levelling cooking, fishing, you name it. ItemRack even has a special “Nekkid” setting to aid me in getting that armor off even faster!

Plus it’s just fun to hear the raid officers say in Vent “Oh God, he’s naked again.”

Posted: 04|18|08 at 12:34 pm. Filed under: Supercow.
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